Tender Underground: Rebuild & Rewire

A 90-Minute Journey Back to Yourself

Free / donation-based live workshop for humans rising from rupture

(Ps - It’s not going to happen that quickly, but it will give you some space to breathe and remember Who You Are…)

Life cracked you open… now…what the fark?

Maybe it was divorce. A betrayal. A quiet breakdown no one even noticed.

You’ve kept going. You’ve done the things. You might even look "fine" from the outside.
But inside, you're tired. Raw. Disoriented. Maybe even numb.

And no course, quick fix, or self-help listicle is touching what you’re carrying.

You don’t need a reboot.
You need a rewire.
You need a nervous-system-deep remembering of your own strength, softness, and self-trust.

This isn’t your typical healing workshop. It’s good stuff but my gawd I’m bored of them…

You know the ones you sign up for and then it’s the same old sht?

This is a sacred, irreverent, trauma-informed space to pause, feel, and come home to yourself — in the company of others who are also in the messy middle.

We’ll explore:

  • Why your nervous system might be resisting healing (and how to work with it, not against it)

  • The truth about why “nothing’s working” — and why you’re not broken

  • A practical tool to start rewiring overwhelm, loneliness, and fight-or-flight (live demo included)

  • The #1 hidden pattern that keeps people stuck after rupture — and how to break free from it

  • How to get support that actually lands — and why community is your missing medicine

Quote Source

“It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business.”

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“It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business.”

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What you’ll walk away with:

  • A sense of nervous system relief

  • A deeper understanding of why you feel the way you do

  • A simple but powerful rewiring tool you can use daily

  • A fresh connection to others who get it

  • An invitation into a deeper 90-day journey, if and when you’re ready

Who it's for:

This is for you if:

  • You’re navigating life after divorce, betrayal, or a major transition

  • You feel emotionally overwhelmed, checked-out, or like “nothing helps”

  • You’re craving community that’s real, not performative

  • You want support that honors your pain and your potential

  • You're a seeker, a feeler, a fighter — even if your sparkle feels buried

🗓 Upcoming Session Details

🗓 Date: [Insert date here]
Time: [Insert time zone clearly]
📍 Location: Live on Zoom
🎟 Cost: Free / Donation-Based

Spots are limited to keep it intimate.
Come as you are. Pajamas, tears, laughter all welcome.

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Don’t worry — this isn’t a webinar. It’s a soul circle.
A softly-lit underground railcar out of the wreckage.
Let’s begin.

$10

Option One

It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.

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$20

Option two

It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.